Pacebook

I decided to stop using Facebook. (a couple of months ago). I would open up that pile of shit that we call “socializing” right now. I would become seriously misanthropic, full of righteous indignation and sometimes even…rage. This has been a long time coming. Facebook is the newest form of “keeping up with the Jones’s” wait Jones’? Joneses? Whom ever has the correct…wait, I will look it up! Just a sec…(Jeapardy theme song playing whilst I research…) DING DING DING. The winner is? Joneses. So anyway Facebook is now “Pacebook” because we are all running a race against other people’s fake lives. Facebook is all of the demeaning and demoralizing magazines, advertisements and television shows all roles into one package and then placed on a high dose of amphetamines. Fuck that. Really? Disingenuous and hyperbolic at the same time!? No. Thank. You. Misinformation AND judgement based on that misinformation, all at the speed of “click”? Nope, “not I” said the fly!